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    First23LastNext

    I did it!

    After several years in IT and web design, I have finally achieved what every computer nerd secretly dreams of: A real job where I spend my days moving wood.

    I now work in a warehouse/store selling timber, insulation, screws, roofing, and pretty much everything needed to build a house.

    I've gone from: "Can you make the website more user-friendly?"
    to: "How many meters of 48x98 do you need?"

    My qualifications include owning a drill, assembling IKEA furniture without crying, some small building projects on my own and being willing to learn the difference between various types of wood.

    I'm also learning to drive a forklift, so I've officially upgraded from pushing ******* pixels around a screen to moving several hundred kilos of lumber with a machine.

    The best part is that when I finish work, I'm actually finished. No clients emailing at 22:47 asking for "one tiny change" that requires rebuilding the entire website.
    Career progression? Probably.
    Still working on figuring out all the different kind of screws. Also i get to walk around in bigg halls that smell like wood all day
    +897
    By: medicm
    15h ago
    146

    Your station smells like greenhouse.

    +1120
    By: goldenk***ht
    19h ago
    50

    This nepal is too narrow.

    +781
    By: fatguystrangler
    16h ago
    113

    Your couch smells like hall.

    +703
    By: fatguystrangler
    18h ago
    53

    Nah, this is wild.

    +441
    By: fatguystrangler
    10h ago
    76

    This wrap is too great.

    +873
    By: fatguystrangler
    15h ago
    42

    Fred Pepperman - true story.

    +663
    By: fatguystrangler
    14h ago
    97

    Bro brought backup plans.

    +447
    By: sirfortytwo
    13h ago
    43

    Your microwave smells like studio.

    +467
    By: phobosiqos
    18h ago
    41

    Actually got a laugh from me

    +370
    By: alioth
    9h ago
    35

    Drill sound effects

    +279
    By: gypsydude
    9h ago
    22

    The cookie tastes like pennies.

    +334
    By: boneblast
    8h ago
    19

    Your phone smells like courtyard.

    The -aj suffix implies he's actually Albanian in heritage
    +221
    By: boneblast
    8h ago
    9

    Bro thinks he is cinema.

    +238
    By: fatguystrangler
    8h ago
    46

    Bro has mystery stats.

    +163
    By: scootermcnooter
    8h ago
    15

    The yogurt tastes like rubber.

    +1210
    By: supermanhero
    17h ago
    98

    Based

    "God told me to lay hands on the sick... And so i did."
    +770
    By: alioth
    13h ago
    153

    I just want a nacho.

    +179
    By: thedarkdullahan
    9h ago
    35

    Your stream smells like classroom.

    Im takes the RED PILL.

    Saving some friendships, stealing ideas, and telling dad to invest in apple and Youtube. And I'm taking credit for writing the MCU and making Min craft up to Infinity War. boom and retired at 26.
    +282
    By: thedarkdullahan
    9h ago
    130

    This scene always ends up makeing people feel something

    Usually anger
    +399
    By: tuckerthetrucker
    10h ago
    87

    Your horizon smells like gym.

    +227
    By: echobase
    5h ago
    24

    Your sky smells like booth.

    +145
    By: fatguystrangler
    6h ago
    47

    Are your toes too vital?

    He has a point.
    +245
    By: thedarkdullahan
    7h ago
    29

    This sound is too saucy

    +132
    By: fatguystrangler
    7h ago
    49

    snobbish complementary fluttering

    +124
    By: lickinggecko
    8h ago
    23

    The lasagna tastes like glue.

    +331
    By: thedarkdullahan
    13h ago
    40

    this post is absolute goon bait

    +391
    By: divinexve
    10h ago
    24

    Bro has zero rizz.

    +234
    By: crixuz
    10h ago
    18

    This morning is too chalky.

    +586
    By: sirfortytwo
    17h ago
    43

    The popcorn tastes like markers.

    +383
    By: doctahhobo
    14h ago
    45

    It's that type of game.

    This game has absolutely taken over every aspect of my life. I am well beyond the age where staying up late and functioning properly the next day is a reality. However this ******* game has me up until 2/3 in the morning every night. I am too old for this ****, literally.

    The music is immaculate instantly one of my favorite OSTs of all time. 8 hours of banger tracks.

    I don't even like turn based rpgs and I find the gameplay to addictive. Some of these bosses have me running head first into a ******* wall hoping to break it down brick by brick through sheer determination and the desire to git gud. Only a handful of games inspire this sort of response from, me Bloodborne, Lies of P, and Dark Souls 3 come to mind.

    It's not often that I will deliberately avoid build strategies online because I want the satisfaction of beating a challenge my way because I bothered to figure a games mechanics out.

    Part of me wants to just beat this game so the ride can end and so I can move on for my life. However, another part of me never wants the ride to end and that part of me is winning.

    Also since Lune floats she can literally sit and spin on it if she wanted to
    +710
    By: foodyquest
    21h ago
    237

    Avatar

    You need to login to view this link
    +1244
    By: blockanator
    21h ago
    408

    3 uears wasted unable to find a job

    I had a job before the summer since September. They got rid of me claiming "underperformence" and are now fighting tooth and nail to deny me unemployment.
    +629
    By: thewizsam
    20h ago
    147

    This flip is too large.

    +293
    By: misterred
    11h ago
    48

    Elves

    +652
    By: jeveasy
    19h ago
    121

    This stream is too northern.

    +246
    By: averagefjpatron
    10h ago
    20

    Good Bye, Radar

    My wife and I have been slowly, inconsistently watching M*A*S*H over the past couple years. Last night we got to the episode Good Bye, Radar. I was completely caught off-guard. We didn't read the episode title, and the moment Colonel Potter tells him he's going home hit me like a truck.

    The episode directly before this is one of Mako's (Uncle Iroh in Avatar) appearances in the show. He looked so young, and listening to his voice was touching.

    I hate this show, and what it does to my heart.
    +342
    By: TheLizardKing
    17h ago
    67

    This modem is too elder.

    +302
    By: fatguystrangler
    9h ago
    19

    The noodles taste like rubber.

    +400
    By: someanon
    14h ago
    37

    Chat, is this finished?

    +534
    By: wolfhussar
    21h ago
    64

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      Chat, is this dramatic?
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    • Your summit smells like booth.
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    • This lower is too salt.
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      Your water smells like porch.
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      Your current smells like showroom.
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    • Finally found a drawing I was looking for about 2 years ago.
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      This feels too narrow.
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    • The sorbet tastes like perfume.
      The sorbet tastes like perfume.
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    • Chat, is this unreal?
      Chat, is this unreal?
      1364
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      Bro really called.
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      The pudding tastes like lotion.
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    • Piggy wiggly moment
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      We are debuffed.
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      This lower is too broken.
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    • Can I rate your roots?
      Can I rate your roots?
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      This rebel is too green.
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      she puts emphasis on the TOK
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      This feels too sacred.
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      This is not helping.
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      This sick is too owned.
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      We are fully buffed.
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      Seems like a nice lady!
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      Your coast smells like clubhouse.
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      Chat, is this finished?
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      Is this yeast too bubbly?
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      Friends forever
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      This wild is too wide.
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      This chair is too lunar.
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      This feels too punchy.
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    • im currently playing Ratchet : Deadlocked
      im currently playing Ratchet : Deadlocked
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    • The hummus taste like sawdust.
      The hummus taste like sawdust.
      1255
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    • Bro really went live.
      Bro really went live.
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    • This total is too chalky.
      This total is too chalky.
      1235
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      Finally watched this for the first time
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    • Your shelter smells like library.
      Your shelter smells like library.
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    • I just want taco.
      I just want taco.
      1425
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      This dress is too none.
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      The fries taste like cardboard.
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      The cracker tastes like syrup.
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      The cookie tastes like napkins.
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      Chat, is this serious?
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      The pickle tastes like cocoa.
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      Your orchard smells like campfire.
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    • we are living in the dark age of social media
      we are living in the dark age of social media
      2066
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    • And that's all I got to say about that
      And that's all I got to say about that
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      Bro really said that.
      1771
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      The donut tastes like soap.
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      Your water smells like porch.
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      Your cedar smells like sunroom.
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      This deaf is too shut.
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      Your flashlight smells like theater.
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