Assorted Stupidity #175
In this edition: someone impersonating an officer … well, you can probably guess. Also cat burglary, Canadian toplessness, and famous jurors.
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Author of “The Man Who Robbed a Bank With a Banana” Robs Bank With Banana
The protagonist of his book had written a similar book, which I would not think about too hard if I were you.
Parking Company Apologizes to Formerly Dead Woman for $80 Ticket
It also agreed to waive part—but not all—of the fee.
RFK Jr. Claims He’s Not Allowed to Vote Because He Has “No Legal Residence”
The court didn’t say he had “no legal residence,” just that he lied about where it was. Falconry records notwithstanding.
How Many Times Do I Have to Tell You? Anything You Type, Burgundy Will Read
Generative AI claims yet another victim.
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Lawyer’s Pants on Fire During Closing Argument
It’s not clear exactly what he was saying when the fire broke out, but this probably didn’t improve his credibility.
