NEWS: Gimme Shelter
news posted on March 29th, 2020
Ni hao comrades,
I thought now might be a good time to reopen the site. YTMND's anniversary is coming up this week. Also, the world is being plunged into chaos, millions of people are stuck inside with nothing to do other than dick around on the internet, and the last few weeks have provided me with ample time to narrow my focus. So welcome back.
The first thing I'd like to do is thank the patreons without whom likely would never have happened. While patreon donations aren't paying for my labor or the site's hardware in any meaningful way, they are paying for the hosting, and more importantly, it showed me that there are a diverse group of people out there who care about preserving the site enough to throw some money at it. They're the reason you won't see ads on the site.
I thought now might be a good time to reopen the site. YTMND's anniversary is coming up this week. Also, the world is being plunged into chaos, millions of people are stuck inside with nothing to do other than dick around on the internet, and the last few weeks have provided me with ample time to narrow my focus. So welcome back.
The first thing I'd like to do is thank the patreons without whom likely would never have happened. While patreon donations aren't paying for my labor or the site's hardware in any meaningful way, they are paying for the hosting, and more importantly, it showed me that there are a diverse group of people out there who care about preserving the site enough to throw some money at it. They're the reason you won't see ads on the site.
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CONTEST: The Epstein Files
posted on February 1st, 2026
Reward
A trip to Little Saint James
Start date
February 1st, 2026 @ 12:00am
End date
May 1st, 2026 @ 12:00am
Last Entry
May 1st, 2026 @ 12:00am
As more of the illicit details from the epstein files leak out, no one is safe from scrutiny. YTMND continues to stand as an untarnished paragon of virtue in an otherwise soiled garbage dump that is the modern internet. Create a new YTMND that speaks truth to power.
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