PinnedJacob Kienlen@jkienlenJan 27, 2019Tired of using the same old compliments? Spice it up with a simile! Instead of: "I wish I had your skin!" Try: "I'm envious of your flesh!" or "Gimme dat epidermis!"18
Jacob Kienlen@jkienlenSep 15, 2021I found a sock in my pocket today and immediately put it on. Who am I to deny the will of my dryer?
Jacob Kienlen@jkienlenOct 3, 2020As we approach the midnight hour, please join me in mourning this grilled cheese sandwich that I ate way too fast3