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The Way Out Machine

Posted on September 11, 2026 by The Gnome — No Comments ↓

Destiny has a plan. Maybe you don’t. Continue reading The Way Out Machine→

Posted in Bicycle Advocacy, Bikepacking, Gnome Wanders, Politics | Leave a reply

Bicimochileros un Mil

Posted on September 9, 2026 by The Gnome — No Comments ↓

There are a couple of years left to pull this off. I will raise 100k or more for the purse. Six figures seems respectable. This Continue reading Bicimochileros un Mil→

Posted in Bikepacking, Racing | Leave a reply

Toolbox Wars

Posted on August 15, 2026 by The Gnome

I had been obsessing on the nuance of tool usage for the past 4 years. How I need five types of 5mm hex wrenches for Continue reading Toolbox Wars→

Posted in Art & Culture, Bike Tech, Product Reviews, Stuff Saturday

How to Bleed like a Maven

Posted on August 11, 2026 by The Gnome

SRAM Maven Brakes are arguably the best design available for Big Mountain riding, or eBike is a moped riding. However, bleeding the system using SRAM’s Continue reading How to Bleed like a Maven→

Posted in Bike Tech, Gnome Wanders, Product Reviews

Daily Report, August 9, 2026

Posted on August 9, 2026 by The Gnome

I have been thick into the dream and as about the daily I am living proof that you can make anything not suck, or suck, Continue reading Daily Report, August 9, 2026→

Posted in Bike Tech, Bikepacking, Cycling, Drinking, Gnome Wanders, Rides & Routes, Stuff Saturday

Ludo Has a Posse

Posted on July 31, 2026 by The Gnome

Everbody forgets and you can always fuck Jans Kurt be he will never go away. I like to think Ludo was promise wrapped in a Continue reading Ludo Has a Posse→

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The Huerfanós of Coconino

Posted on July 24, 2026 by The Gnome

Ferrentino walked in yesterday. He held #30 in his hands. This has happened before. I am not able to understand but the frames/framesets, or bikes Continue reading The Huerfanós of Coconino→

Posted in Art & Culture, Cycling, Gnome MIA, Story Time, Straight Baller

Spliffs with the Gnome

Posted on July 15, 2026 by The Gnome

The bike will be the last thing. I have done nothing but endeavor for the past good many years and I have found love of Continue reading Spliffs with the Gnome→

Posted in Cycling, Gnome's in Alaska

First ride big smile

Posted on November 25, 2025 by Danimal

I was off work today so unfortunately I wasn’t sticking it to the man, but it was a good ride none the less. After feeling Continue reading First ride big smile→

Posted in Cycling

JHK’s National Collegiate Title Win of 1999 or maybe 1998

Posted on November 21, 2025 by The Gnome

I had gone all in at that point when JHK toed the line 80 spots ahead of my lottery winning. By “all in,” I mean Continue reading JHK’s National Collegiate Title Win of 1999 or maybe 1998→

Posted in Cycling, Racing, Story Time, Straight Baller

Drunkcyclist Day 2025

Posted on November 7, 2025 by Dirty biker

Another year, another celebration of bikes and friends, past and present. I spent a long day on the bike yesterday thinking about what I was Continue reading Drunkcyclist Day 2025→

Posted in Biker Down, Cycling, Drinking

Finding the Point

Posted on October 14, 2025 by Dirty biker

I am fresh off a 10 day ride on the Arizona Trail and the whole time I was riding (and pushing my bike) I was Continue reading Finding the Point→

Posted in Cycling

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