Well, Maloney B, Mommy is six days late on your update this month -- hey, beats two weeks, right?? I can't believe we're less than two months away from your second birthday. {Someone hold me, please.} Last Thursday, you turned 22 months old!
You've been a busy bee during your first month of life in Oklahoma. Here's the scoop:
- You are a Chatty Cathy; much of your language is still unintelligible, but you are adding to your arsenal of words every day. Among those heard lately are: bird ("booht"), bracelet ("base-it"), bug ("but"), dry ("doo-why"), jammies ("dah-mees"), keys ("tees"), kiss ("tiss"), mouth ("mouf"), muffin ("mah-feen"), pretzel ("peh-zul"), sit, soap, toothbrush ("too-busch"), toothpaste ("too-paysh"), towel ("tow-uh"). You've also started making simple word combinations here and there; for instance, when dressing/undressing you sometimes say "shuht on" ("shirt on") or "dah-mees off" ("jammies off"), and you will touch my nose and say "Mommy nose" or point to my soda and say "Mommy dah-weet" ("Mommy's drink"). Your most-used phrases are still "He doe!" ("Here you go!") and "Weady, set, doe!" ("Ready, set, go!") I think my favorite phrase, though, is "Bess you, Popsth!" ("Bless you, Pops!"), which you heard me say when he sneezed a few weeks ago, and will randomly spout off, both when he's with us and when he's not.
- Speaking of names, you are finally calling your brothers by theirs. Porter's ("Poh-tuh") is much more clear, while Kaiser's ("Yie-yer") is a little bit tougher to distinguish. Nevertheless, you know exactly whom you are addressing when you use them. Most often their names are heard when we're driving; your car seat is rear-facing, so you look back at Kaiser in the third seat and will yell at the top of your lungs, "YIE-YER! YIE-YER!" to get his attention, until he acknowledges you and responds. All of the time we've been spending with family lately has led to you mastering many of their names -- of course, "Popsth", as well as "Emahsen" (Emerson), "Esses" (Ellis), "See-nee" (Sydney), "Tamee" (Aunt Cami), "Teah-Teah" (Aunt Kir Kir), "Juh-sen" (Uncle Justin). You are often shy about saying them in front of the person, but I'm sure it won't be long before you get over that.
- You finally got your final canine tooth (your upper left cuspid, to be exact), on 6/20. Those last four took their sweet time, but now all of your gaps are filled in; I guess we're just waiting on your second molars, which I expect you'll cut sometime in the next year. You're not a huge fan of me poking around in your mouth, though, so I'm not entirely sure I'll be aware when those bad boys decide to make their appearance.
- Since we've moved to our new house, which has bathrooms with very spacious vanities, you've developed a new fondness for sitting on the counter with your feet in the sink. You like to turn on the water so you can "wosh veets" (wash your feet). You have become obsessed with gazing at yourself in the mirror and studying your reflection as you make different faces. Lately you've asked me to set you up next to me when I am putting my makeup on, so you can watch and "help". The thing I'm most excited about now is that sitting there with the mirror distracts you enough that you will tolerate me putting your hair in sweet pigtails. Every once in a while you still squawk if a few strands of hair get tugged too tight, but it is infinitely better than the war we used to wage with one another (and that, ultimately, you would always win).
Getting your tootsies clean before heading to the pool.
Tooth-brushing time is more fun when you get to check yourself out.
Look how long those piggies are getting!
- You are a near-constant source of entertainment in our family. Truly, I don't know what your brothers and I would do without your comic relief these past few weeks. You always keep us laughing. One evening recently, I had pulled you out of the tub, and apparently took too long getting you diapered; when I looked out the door of the bathroom, I saw you trotting around the corner wearing Kaiser's {dirty} boxer briefs, which you'd found on the hallway floor. We spent the next several minutes in stitches as we watched you doing your little "underpants dance", all the while gripping the waistband to keep your drawers from falling down around your ankles. You obviously knew that we found your performance hilarious, which only egged you on more.
"What do you mean, 'It's time to put on my diaper?'"
- I think I've mentioned a time or two the fact that you can be Miss Independent. When you it get in your mind that you want to do something by yourself, good luck to anyone trying to convince you otherwise. A challenge you recently decided to take on solo was swinging like a big girl. When we were at the playground in Pops's neighborhood, you absolutely refused to sit in the baby swing when I suggested it, instead marching over to the big kid swing and reaching up so that we would lift you up onto it. Then you were bound and determined to master pumping on your own. Whenever Pops would attempt to help, you would get irritated and say, "No! No!" I have to admit, I was pretty impressed with your coordination, as neither of your brothers showed any signs of getting the pumping movement anywhere near your age. However, as you can see at the end of the video below, we're not going to be letting you swing without a spotter anytime soon. :)
Pops was a teensy bit nervous every time you leaned back.
Showing off your skills:
- For some reason, you have suddenly decided that you are not a huge fan of bathtime, nor of bedtime. You still love the water, but unless you and your brothers are taking a bath in our master jetted tub (which has only happened on a couple of occasions), you run from me when I say that it is time to bathe and are super uncooperative once I get you in the tub. You refuse to sit down or stand still while I rinse you, which means that water goes all over the bathroom floor. Often I have to be tough, force you to sit, and quickly dump several cupfuls of water over your head -- all while you scream at me, of course. I understand a little more your reluctance to throw in the towel at bedtime. Since I've been doing it on my own this past month, you are always the first to go to bed, while Kaiser + Porter are still playing for a few minutes. I think you feel like you're missing out on the party that they're having. Regardless, usually you only fight me when we first sit down to read together, and then again when I go to put you in your crib. When I ask for a kiss, you will always give me one, and when I say, "Do you love me?", you respond, "I do." I walk out the door to you fussing, but it turns to chatting before I get upstairs to the boys' room, and then to silence shortly after that.
One of your rarer happy bathtime moments.
- I feel like I comment on this nearly every month, but the girl drama continues. I joke that you may have an anger problem, but I know that it is just this age and you trying to make your desires known. You have thankfully stopped pulling your hair when you are mad, and instead like to walk over to the nearest wall, cabinet, piece of furniture, or appliance, raise both arms high up in the air, and smack it hard -- while looking at Mommy to make sure she sees you, naturally. I tell you that you're not hurting my feelings, only your hands. During your "damsel in distress" moments, you like to {gently} throw yourself onto the floor and lay there with your head down, in the hopes of getting some sympathy (which usually never comes). What are the offenses that can lead to you unleashing your anger? Oh, you know -- when I have to take away a tube of toothpaste you're sucking on, when I tell you that you can't walk around the house with a cup of water you're spilling all over the place, when I say it's time to change your poopy diaper. I'm mean like that.
- That being said, as nasty as you can try to be, you are still the sweetest girl in the whole world. When you want to snuggle, boy do you know how to do it right. One of our favorite books is Can You Cuddle Like a Koala?, and when I pose that question to you, you immediately turn around, wrap your arm around my neck, and bury your head into my chest. You also never turn down a kiss, and will often get on a roll and want "tiss" after "tiss" after "tiss". It gets us giggling every time.
- If there is one good thing about Daddy being gone, it's that, by default, I become your favorite. I am soaking up the extra hugs + kisses + "Mommy Mommy Mommy!"s before you go back to being all about him next month. (Which, for record, I am more than totally okay with.) In fact, I can't wait to see your "daddy's girl"-ness back in full force!
- We have yet to move up to a size 5 diaper, and most of your clothes are still 18-24 months. However, I have put you in a couple of 2T things lately and been surprised that they actually fit. Also, your feet are definitely getting bigger. I'm crossing my fingers that the size 4 shoes (which run a bit big) that I purchased for the fall still fit when that time finally rolls around! Feel free to slow down in the growth department...
Tiny hands tying tiny laces of tiny moccasins on tiny feet?
I just can't handle it.
This months' bonus material:
Way more adventurous in the Chick-fil-a play place than your brothers.
All tuckered out (but still smiling!) after a trip to the pool.
Putting Daddy's unused guitar case to good use as a seat.
Patriotic pucker-upper.
Getting a "dah-weet" of "wah-tuh".
Always a mess at mealtime.
My Baloney Babe,
It's been such a fun month introducing/re-introducing you to friends and family in our new city. You charm just about everyone you meet. I am so, so proud and thankful to be your momma.
XOXO
































































