The World's Easiest Game

You can't lose this!

This game is super easy. All you have to do is wait thirty seconds and this super boring easy game is over super fun game is beaten. But whatever you do, don't press the button in the middle. It does things you would never want. Why would you ever want that? So all you need to do is wait thirty seconds. Nothing more, nothing less. Very simple. But in reality, you should really press that button not press that button!

- DorcDev
- Strix

Disclamer

This game is still in development and story, features, and overall gameplay are subject to change. Bugs may be found.

How to Play

Either run in browser or download below. To run on MacOS, follow these instructions.

Version History

Descending from newest to oldest.

Beta

- b1.0.0 [October 30th, 2026] [first official release!] [newest version]

Jam Version

- 0.1.0 [July 26th, 2026]

Controls

W, S, A, D, Arrow Keys, D-Pad, Left Joystick: Move (Collect the Coins, Kill the Zombies)
Left Mouse Button, Right Trigger, Playstation X, Xbox & Nintendo A: Shoot (Kill the Zombies)
Left Mouse Button, Space, Playstation X, Xbox & Nintendo A: Jump (Dodge the Pipes)
You should probably click all buttons you see on screen.

Credits

Code: Me 
Music: Me
Dialogue: Me
Font: Gorditas Bold
Majority of Assets: Kennedy
Assets Not Made By Kennedy: Me 
Godot Splash: Also Kennedy
Generated Sound Effects: Gdfxr
Outsourced Sound Effects: Various Pixabay Artists
Shaders: Godot Shaders and prayers to God
Dialogue System: Dialogic 2 
No code in this game was made with the help of AI