Disclaimer: Samantha uses a fun/cute texting style and kitty's used to it and kitty's not gonna stop even if you asked purr too because it's just honestly disrespectful and uncomfortable, kitty can give you the translated real words if you need it and uses a high pitch voice (if kitty can do that) I also talk in third person here because why not and also never tell her to calm down because of my hyper-ness, I am not a dishonest person, I'm not a girl that is supposed embarrass other girls/women, and please for the love of god listen to the rules

(high pitched voice)
mewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cutiee cutiee wavess* *hypew happy jumpieess* im SamanthaChan pls be cozy w/ mee & mee is ur local pink mowal suppowtive enewgetic kittygiwl & kitty wuvs chuu (not to manipulate chu) & uses she/meow/they [en.pronouns.page] pwonouns mewww!!!!!!!!!!!! plss pett meeee >w<

keep weading c:

pls comment befowe addin mee ur weasoning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kitty would appweciate if chu dosss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! especially ur not a slay pewsonn (saying just "added" or "i added u" does not count :3 & dont just dm mee)

kitty is cuwwently kinda intwovewted & haz motivation pwoblems & being a ovewthinkew!!! ;w;

kitty wuvss fwiendss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pls dont unfwiend meee or unaccept my fwiend wequest if
ur a wuvvley pewson it bweaks my heawt *pleadingg facee*

age: 15 (scwoll down if ur gonna say something abt diss)
bday: june 21 2011
disabilities: autism & gad
minimum level to add if kitty doesnt know u: 5
language: english
other: -semi age wegwessew (im not a adult i sweaw)

click dis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [en.pronouns.page]

discowd: ask
kitty haz a discowd sewvew chu hazed to be a good pewson if chu wanna join :3

u hazed to wead kittys wules befowe intewact w/ meow!!!!!!!!!!

kitty wwote most of those a yeaw ago btw! sowwy if some of them r cwinge
kitty knows its alott but thewe all pwetty impowtent

♡ 1. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH ME IF YOU WANT SOMETHNIG SEXUALLY FROM MEE OR IF AT LEAST YOU DONT THINK THATS A PROBLEM W/ ANYONE UNDEW 18 (INCLUDES NOT REAL(ex. lolic**)) THEN GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF HERE
♡ 2. BIGOTRY AND HARASSMENT(race, gender, sexuality, religion, disabilities, etc) HAVE ABSOLUTE 0 TOTERANCE
♡ 3. pls be a cozy pewson w/ mee & dont be mean
♡ 4. if ur pwetty immatuwe (in a annoying/bad way) then chu dont gets to intewact w/ mee
♡ 5. pls twy not to be lookin scawy when talkin to mee 4 da fiwst time likies pls dont be monotone *pleading face*
♡ 6. noo disinfowmation, pown ascii, unfunny copypastas, pedophilia behaviors, bigotwy, & death thweats in kittys comments kitty will block chu if chu do
♡ 7. dont antagonize samantha or any of her fwiends
♡ 8. not a cozy pewson = aaaaaaaaa im boweddd meeee hatesss beinn boweddddd ;w;
♡ 9. not dming mee after fwiend accepted r okies
♡ 10. listen to da disclaimer on da top of dis whole textt
♡ 11. plss twy not to ghost sammy plss
♡ 12. never kiss my lips & pls dont kiss meee if ur not a giwl, femboy, or fwom my kin cuz it feels weiwd
♡ 13: mee cuwwently only knows english
♡ 14: if ur against da bwitish then pls go away, noo its not cuz im bwitish
♡ 15: pls dont call a vc w/out mee knowing ur gonna
♡ 16: if ur a bot hoster then mee stg + block
♡ 17: accusing mee 4 bein a bot will = tos kitty bein pissed off!!!!!!
♡ 18: pls dont asks mee 4 dates or even twieing to hit on mee
♡ 19: TRIBALISM ON SAMANTHA IS NOT OKAY
♡ 20: pls dont twy to get kittys mowe attention if kitty isnt wesponding over nothing vewy impowtant
♡ 21: MANIPULATING SAMANTHA IS NOT OKAY (ex. like asking me to do everything you say over and over again in a weird way) DONT EVEN GROOM ME AT ALL
♡ 22: we all makies mistakes cuz us (biologically)humans awent pewfect
♡ 23: pls check meows pwofile occasionally cuz meow changes meows pwofile occasionally & might add in something impowtant chu should knows soo chu dont miss anything impowtant &
leave a comment anything cutiee (ex. new wule)
♡ 24: NEO NAZI'S DNI YOU MORONS
♡ 25: pls dont twy to make meows #1 fwiend
♡ 26: do not tell sammy to calm down of my intewnal hyperness cuz dats wude
♡ 27: despite my voice i am a giwl
♡ 28: nevew ask y samantha is da way dats meow is
♡ 29: pls dont makies mee ship chu w/ othew weal peeps
♡ 30: if ur r a pewvewt then pls go away (not gonnews thou)
♡ 31: DO NOT GASLIGHT SAMANTHA
♡ 32: ZOOPHILES DNI
♡ 33: dont dm mee if mee isnt ur fwiend
♡ 34: pls dont be a pewson dat just talks abt political/weligious things to meee
♡ 35: pls dont invite mee into games dat mee doesnt plays
♡ 36: pls dont invite mee into gwoups dat meee didnt gave chu consent to dos
♡ 37: do not be entitled or egocentwic
♡ 38: chu cant scam mee btw & dats also just pwetty evil if ur a pewson dat does these things
♡ 39: pls dont come & say something likies "wat da ♥♥♥♥ is dis?" cuz kitty does not likiee datt
♡ 40: extwemists go away
♡ 41: genewative ai suppowtews go away
♡ 42: pls dont let kitty in a sexual activity enviwonment
♡ 43: dont be doing vewbal abuse at meee

all of dat simply do not cause issues 4 non-issues mowe than once & be a good pewson & dont dehumanize me >w<

game: tf2 & powtal 2
song: mesmewizew by 32ki
show: tadc

faq soo chu goobews dont haz to ask meee those dat kitty is not a fan of!
A: yea my age is 15 y/o thewe noo need to ask anymowe questions *nods noo* & its my weal age im not lying, meee wouldnt liee cuz dats stupidd!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: its pwetty impowtent 4 peeps to know y meee is lil bit immatuwe sometimes & cant be sexual & etc

A: noo shes vewy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ evil

A: its good 4 my soul >w<

kitty will put mowe stuff hewes in da futuwee >w<