Who will blink first out of Man Utd and Spurs by appointing Eddie Howe?
Man Utd are ‘average’, while Spurs ‘panicked’ in calling the ‘not up to it’ Roberto De Zerbi – so who presses the Eddie Howe button first?
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Liverpool ‘flapping’ in the transfer market and doomed to ‘long Spurs-like season’
Liverpool have had a mess of a summer transfer window so far and Richard Hughes is among those who really should be held accountable for it.
Bruno is Man Utd’s Batman. And their fans should cheer the f*** up…
The Mailbox’s message to Manchester United fans: Always look on the bright side of life… and cherish Bruno Fernandes.
Van Dijk slammed for two reasons as another Liverpool manager is ‘being ignored’
An excellent Mailbox features a defence of Man Utd, Villa and Spurs’ spending, a Julian Alvarez plan for Arsenal, and criticism of Van Dijk.
Is anyone else ‘mystified’ by Liverpool positivity as raft of Iraola issues listed?
Are you, too, ‘mystified by how positive people seem to be towards Liverpool’ this summer? Andoni Iraola has been given basically nothing.
Man Utd given three keys to success: 1) Sell Bruno Fernandes
Manchester United have woken up in the transfer market but the fans want more. Should it start with selling Bruno Fernandes?
Liverpool off their perch again as fans predict woe for ‘half-baked’ Reds
Liverpool fans are not feeling confident; they see only trouble ahead and Arsenal champions as predictions roll in.
Newcastle ‘harsh reality’ is that they’re not a big club like Man Utd
Newcastle United fans moan about conspiracies and cartels but the truth is that their club is just not big or innovative.
Arsenal great but is Gabriel a ‘little girl or a big hairy arse centre-half’?
Optimism abounds for an exciting 26/27 season ahead after an entertaining Community Shield in Cardiff, but there are questions for Gabriel and Enzo Maresca.
Tielemans to replace sold Bruno Fernandes? Or just Paul Ince ‘talking sh*te’ about Man Utd?
Manchester United replacing Bruno Fernandes with Youri Tielemans is rubbished, while the greatest left-footed footballers must be ranked.
Newcastle fans rage against ‘absurd’ rules that protect Premier League ‘cartel’
What chance do Newcastle and Aston Villa have when the Big Six is given so much protection? It’s the theme of the week.
Will Jeff Bezos fit with ‘DNA ethos’ of Liverpool? And other questions…
It feels like an easy question to answer but can Jeff Bezos fit in with Liverpool and their DNA.
Man Utd 50-game struggle verdict ‘lazy and simplistic’
Will Manchester United really struggle with a longer season? We are deep into predictions season now but is the 50-game worry a ‘lazy’ one?
Premier League ‘rigged’ against Newcastle and Aston Villa
Newcastle fans are angry at the Premier League and at F365 for suggesting Spurs are doing things ‘the right way’.
Arsenal predicted to finish fifth if ‘wrestling and blocking’ stopped by refs
Premier League predictions keep rolling in and there are some people that think Arsenal will go the way of Liverpool.
Arteta ‘lucky’ to be at Arsenal rather than Chelsea as more pre-season predictions roll in
There’s some cautious optimism from Liverpool and Man United fans in the Mailbox, as well as impassioned defences of Mikel Arteta’s character.
Arteta is lucky, not clever. But Arsenal will still be champions again…
Mikel Arteta is pinned as one of the Premier League’s luckiest managers, but all the predictions point to Arsenal as back-to-back title winners…
Have Manchester United made the signing of the season?
We are deep in Premier League predictions territory here, with the latest predicting Chelsea or Spurs will completely implode. Why not both?
Vinicius alternatives for Arsenal include Chelsea drugs cheat…
If not Vinicius Jnr for Arsenal, then who? Plus, why Liverpool are not weaker this season and Kobbie Mainoo is fine.
Man Utd to sack Carrick by Xmas and other Premier League predictions
Does anybody think that Man Utd and Michael Carrick can sustain their form? And who will win the title?
Why Vinicius ‘mega transfer’ to Arsenal is increasingly likely
Arsenal signing Vinicius Jnr might sound fanciful but it’s what his agents will want now. Plus, are Liverpool cooked?
Manzambi and Gomes for Rogers, Tielemans and £63m is transfer magic from Aston Villa
Aston Villa have quietly had an excellent summer transfer window so far – and do Newcastle deserve more credit for their work too?
Three signings ‘ended Howe’s Newcastle career’ – but did he quit in ultimate ‘d*ck move?’
Eddie Howe will fare better than Newcastle out of this break-up, with the Magpies ‘a f**king mess’ with a ‘disintegrating’ squad.
Trump lite? ‘Existential threat’ Infantino is FIFA’s Putin. Europe must show some balls…
FIFA president Gianni Infantino is likened to Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and all the very worst people, while the Mailbox reminisces over the transfers with the wow factor…
Signing Jordan Henderson ‘could actually be the dumbest thing BlueCo have done’ at Chelsea
Chelsea are led by ‘absolute charlatans’ who are making their ‘dumbest’ decision yet over Jordan Henderson, although Danny Welbeck is welcome.
How Liverpool can take advantage of Real Madrid’s ‘ridiculous’ Diomande problem
Liverpool need to ‘win’ the next transfer after losing Yan Diomande to Real Madrid, who offer four of eight potential targets for the Reds.
Morgan Rogers ‘joined the wrong club’ in Chelsea over ‘tailor-made’ Liverpool
Chelsea are ‘the wrong club’ for Morgan Rogers. Arsenal weren’t his best fit either; Liverpool and Andoni Iraola could have ‘unleashed’ him.
England failed at World Cup through ‘sentiment, reputation and fear’
Yes we are still talking about England’s failure at the World Cup a week later. But also Spain, Man City, Arsenal and more.
England will win nothing with Declan Rice in midfield
England will never win a major tournament with Declan Rice in midfield and Harry Kane up front. The World Cup inquest continues.
Can Chelsea really be Morgan Rogers’ ‘dream club’? Did Villa push him out?
People are having a hard time believing that Morgan Rogers would voluntarily choose Chelsea. Did he have no choice?
Argentina thuggery is consequence of World Cup referee leniency
We all want the game to flow but then we don’t want Argentina in the World Cup final. The inquests continue.
‘Absolute menace’ Jude Bellingham must replace Harry Kane for England
England fans are convinced that Harry Kane is the problem; would they win Euro 2028 with Jude Bellingham up front?
Thank God Argentina and their small-d*** energy lost to footballers of Spain
Spain saved football and the World Cup by beating Argentina, who behaved like thugs once again in the final.
