Sunday, August 14, 2011

injuries

Sorry it has been a while, I have been busy with all the stupid college requirements and blah blah blah. I am still not out yet but obviously I don’t care if people stumble upon this blog.
Nothing to excited has happened to me this summer. I busted open my chin while body surfing in Santa Cruz…. I made treublood shirts for the premiere… I went to midnight showing of Deathly Hallows.





I went to orientation back in July and I have to say that it was the worst experience of my life! I had no idea what I was doing. You could pick up to three classes but you had to make a list of 10 in case you didn’t get your top three. I ended up getting only one class on my whole list. I was panicking, my armpits were sweating, my stomach was growling. No one told me what to do if I didn’t get any of my classes that I wanted, so I ended up picking two other random classes Earth 2 and Anth 2?

I don’t move in until September 17 so I feel like I have a long time. I want to have that summer fling like everyone else is seems to be having but sadly I feel like it’s getting less and less possible.  BOO for that lack of interesting men here!

And today’s hot guy is presented by… well I’ll be damned it’s presented by yours truly.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

SF Giants and Grad






I graduated last week.  I am really excited to get the hell out of here! I am going down for orientation on the 23 and the 24. The only downside is that my major requires a calculus placement exam before orientation.






 






After graduation, there is this thing called sober Grad that starts at 10p.m. and ends at 5 A.M. Its designed to keep us from getting drunk… it doesn’t work very well.




These are from yesterday I went to A Giants game. I’m a dodgers fan but my friends are all giants’ fans so I just tagged along.




These are my stupid friends. I allow the girls to go up stairs and change in my room. While they were up there they thought it would be funny to put on my gown and take pics. Haha! It was pretty funny when I saw them.



Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Grad Night 2011

Grad night: Disney land from 10 PM to 6 AM.
·      Huge price and a lot of people


( 4 am still looking hwat!)
I’m still trying to decide if grad night was worth the 210 dollars ticket. There were way too many people I think they said like 30,000 students. I meet these 3 girls from Las Vegas on Mickey’s Ferris wheel of death! The lines were killer; I was waiting on the Indiana Jones ride for like an hour and a half at 4 am only for it to break.
·      Chucky on the bus
     The bus ride was pretty dang boring. The trip was like four and a half hours and the people there were really annoying; so much laughter it made me want to barf.
·      Lack of hotness
There weren’t that many hot guys! I was secretly scouting some hot babes but there was like an ugly convention going on. No wait I lied there was this one hot guy that was white and singing along to a rap song. He got me staring at him like 5 times HAHA!
Any ways I have two days left until my graduation ceremony and it still has not hit me that I’m graduating. I bought trueblood season 3 that only means one thing…
SUMMER IS AROUND THE CORNER

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Regina Spektor Samson Lyrics

You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first, I loved you first
Beneath the sheets of paper lies my truth
I have to go, I have to go
Your hair was long when we first met

Samson went back to bed
Not much hair left on his head
He ate a slice of wonder bread and went right back to bed
And history books forgot about us and the bible didnt mention us
The bible didnt mention us, not even once

You are my sweetest downfall
I loved you first , i loved you first
Beneath the stars came falling on our heads
But there just old light they'er just old light
Your hair was long when we first met

Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
He told me i was beautiful and came into my bed
Oh i cut his hair myself one night
A pair of dull scissors and the yellow light
He told me that i'd done alright
and kissed me till the morning light the morning light
and he kissed me till the morning light

Samson went back to bed
Not much hair left on his head
Ate a slice of wonderbread
and went right back to bed

Oh we couldn't bring the colums down
Ya we couldn't destroy a single one
and the history books forgot about us
and the bible didn't mention us
not even once

you are my sweetest downfall
i loved you first

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Graduation






My Mexican Neighbors are having a party and I am scared that our other neighbors with think it’s my family. GOT TO LOVE STEREOTYPES!





I am graduating on June second; it has not hit me yet, probably because I have senior debates are tomorrow.





Every time something special happens to me, I like to play a song so that every time that song comes on I will remember that moment. For example I played cosmic love by Florence + the Machine, before I turned 18. I am leaning towards Arcade Fire’s Sprawl 2 Mountains beyond mountains (great title).







As you can see I am graduating in white, even thought my school colors are Maroon and gold, it’s for honor students (not a big deal!).








Most people say that I am going to miss these moments, my ass. There is nothing special about high school at all, it’s just something to do before college.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Lizzie Meguire


Does this look familiar to anyone? that's right they copied this idea from the Disney TV show Lizzie McGuire! Instead of that chick it had Miranda on the cover. HAHA this would be a great joke.

Anyways i have my Final AP test which should be the hardest one: Statistics still debating on whether or not i should study. whats the point?

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Winchester mystery house

For those of you that do not know, the Winchester Mystery house is one of two locations considered haunted by the U.S. department of Commerce. I have always been interested in creepy thing like this, and this was the prefect time. So this weekend i went to the Winchester mystery house with three of my really good friends. We went on a 65 minute tour of the mansion. It was more interesting then it was creepy and there were no ghosts during my stay. There was however a sudden temperature change when we entered the room she died in... maybe she was there? here are some pictures of the outside since no pictures were allowed inside














When i was talking these pictures in the garden, my friend said that the inside of your lips is always the same color as your nipples. So i lifted my shirt and was like "are they the same color?' and then a couple walked by and saw me. I should really stop doing weird things in public haha.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Gay couples

I am so happy that Armie Hammer has been chosen to play Leonardo DiCaprio's "lover" in the movie J. Edgar. I have had a huge crush on Hammer since i saw him in the social Network (should have won best pic at the Oscars!). Hammer is unfortunately married so this is the closest thing i will ever get to him being gay. I have also assembled other actors, who i would love to see in gay roles.

























I fell in love with Sam Worthington during Avatar and Ryan Reynolds showed his acting skills in Buried. I think Sam Worthington and Ryan Reynolds could make that light hearted film, that really works. It could have a similar tone to The Kids Are All Right.











This is probably the sexiest and most promising matches of the bunch. Brad pit and Ben Afflect have always be known to give great performances, but have not been recognized these last couple of years. I could see them in a story similar to brokeback mountain.










I can forget about the lesbians! Ellen page plays all her characters with such wit, its perfect for a cool lesbian. While Knightly has such elegance in her performance, it would be a great juxtaposition with Page's character.















500 Days of Summer meets Broken Hearts Club! Both these actors have not taken any risks in their acting, so doing a film like this would most definitely help their career.

Saturday, April 23, 2011

taylor swift vs the gays









The other day i was listening to the radio and Taylor Swift's "You belong with me" came on. It song used to annoy me but now that its been a while since i heard it , it doesn't bother me any more. I realized that the lyrics are vague enough to allow a gay guy to sing it! Actually its more appropriate for gay guys to sing it then Taylor Swift. I'm pretty sure Swift is more likely to wear high heels then sneakers unless she wears these atrocious shoes.


















Here are the lyrics and just imagine a gay teenage boy talking about having a crush on his straight friend.
















"You're on the phone
With your girlfriend
She's upset
She's going off about
Something that you said
'cause she doesn't get your humor
Like I do

I'm in the room
It's a typical Tuesday night
I'm listening to the kind of music
She doesn't like
She'll never know your story
Like I do

But she wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain
And I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day
When you wake up and find
That what you're looking for
Has been here the whole time

If you could see
That I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you
See you belong with me
You belong with me.

Walking the streets
With you and your worn out jeans
I can't help thinking
This is how it ought to be
Laughing on a park bench
Thinking to myself
Hey, isn't this easy?

And you've got a smile
That could light up this whole town
I haven't seen it in awhile
Since she brought you down
You say you're fine
I know you better than that
Hey what you doing
With a girl like that

She wears high heels
I wear sneakers
She's cheer captain
I'm on the bleachers
Dreaming about the day
When you wake up and find
That what you're looking for
Has been here the whole time

If you could see
That I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you
See you belong with me
Standing by and
Waiting at your backdoor
All this time
How could you not know
Baby
You belong with me
You belong with me.

[Instrumental]

Oh, I remember
You driving to my house
In the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you laugh
When you know you're about to cry
And I know your favorite songs
And you tell me about your dreams
Think I know where you belong
Think I know it's with me

Can't you see
That I'm the one
Who understands you
Been here all along
So why can't you see?
You belong with me.

Have you ever thought
Just maybe
You belong with me"
















I would not be surprised if a gay guy wrote this song for taylor swift.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

florence + the machine




there are a lot of things that i have never done; one of them is go to a concert. That's all going to change ( i hope) on June 12! My friends and i are going to go see Florence + the machine! tickets are like 35 bucks and its first come first serve. MY friend had gone to an Arcade fire concert at the same place and said we should go 4 hours early in order to ensure a front row seat.



I have this strange idea of taking a towel to the concert so i can catch her sweat. Maybe i can get like a plate with paint on it so when she reaches out to the audience, she dips her hand in the paint and put a hand print on a poster that i will have ready for her : )




I'm going to take my camera and record as many of her performances as i can. I am well aware of the fact that its illegal but, who the hell is going to stop me?




there is this banner/flag that the band has up in their concerts. You can see the "F" part of it in the picture above if anyone can tell me where you can buy one i would really appreciate it.

Monday, April 11, 2011

college


moving 5 hours away to college is go to suck... not! this weekend i went to spring insight which is just a another name for open house at this college. I have already been accepted by them and i said yes to their admission.




here are some pictures of the beach they oversee.

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i don't know if driving and taking pictures is illegal but it should be cause the pictures it produces are pretty ugly haha. the last 45 minutes of driving is against the beautiful pacific ocean


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Thursday, March 10, 2011

pray away the gays










I can feel spring finally coming along. All this week it has been sunny with temperatures in the low 70's high 60's. Nothing beats the warm sun on you skin after months of winter. The mornings are still somewhat cold but by the time noon comes it gets prefect... like black swan status.


I was channel surfing the other day when i came across this show on OWN called In our America? This episode was called "praying the gay away". There were guys who used to be gay on the show talking about how great it is that they have changed. The funny thing is that one of the guys on there talked very gay. He and his wife also adopted their kids? that sound way to fishy. One person in particular caught my eye. He was in the middle of his supposed "transformation" when the hostess of the show talked to him. He was even gayer then the last guy, calling his shoes "cute" and all that goods stuff. The hostess with the mostess then asked his guidance counselor if he was really going to change cause hes so "feminine" she said he will.




Speaking of pathetic situations i watched the real world season premier last night. I don't really know why? i could probably get a better learning experience talking Ecstasy pills, but hey i chooses to be different. Anyways i had commented to my friends and family how one of the guys looked familiar to me, yet no one else thought so. It turns out that hes an amateur gay porn star? Its sad how i remembered him. Everyone must have forgot i said that cause no one said anything to me.






March 15 is when my next college send the admitted list I'm scared!